And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
I just called a phone sex line and you know what I did? I sat there and cried
I can't go out tonight I need to save my money for important things.....like rogaine and ecstasy.
yeah she was being a bitch. do you remember me stealing ryan cabrerra's beer?!?!
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
How dare you send me a picture after midnight that isn't porn. You know the rules.
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
I have a diplomatic trade for you. My pants for your rum. Tomorrow?
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
I woke up this morning with a tampon in my nose and food EVERYWHERE...
You threw a handful of caps into a pitcher of Heineken and asked everyone if they wanted to go "bobbing for molly"
So your telling me I can lick your ass but you CAN'T spend my money
He showed up soaking wet with a flashlight and a ping pong ball. I couldn't say no
Well we've always known you have a weakness for guys with balls in their hands
The guy like flippppped out and made me pay $15 for a car wash. I thought I was being extremely courteous by making sure to puke outside the window
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