Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
im learning from these one night stands last time i came in her this time i came on her AND deleted every contact in her phone!
Don't pass out before midnight like you did last year. See how much your year sucked
HE KEEPS WALKING AWAY. IT'S LIKE HE DOESN'T EVEN LIKE FRIES. WTF.
according to the woman who took my blood today, i have "party veins"
First day of class and I'm in a bar drinking pitcher #3. Foreshadowing?
I just put fruit snacks in my sangria instead of real fruit. Its like freshman year all over again..
We couldn't afford sangria freshman year. We're lucky we had fruit snacks..
I had to steal sneakers from my man of the night. I dipped. But then realized I left my purse in his house. So I had to stash the shoes in some bushes and wait for him on the stoop. Then after he watches me leave, I run back and get the shoes cuz I didn't wanna be taking my hour long journey home through London at 3 pm in my six inch wedges and club dress
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
He's probably the biggest I've seen outside of the porn I vehemently deny watching and he asks if I think he's too small
I just puked in my courtyard and dripped toothpaste in my chest hair. You better be getting laid or this drunk is wasted.
He cried & told me I reminded him off his mother. I don't want to talk about it. I want to drink about it.
HE BEAT A GUY WITH NOTHING BUT RAZZLE DAZZLE AND HIS FABULOUSNESS
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
I'm just glad I met someone who probably won't punch you in the face
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