spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
You seriously don't know?He was trying to arrest you and you were shouting that you were being punk'd. Punk'd? that show got cancelled like 5 years ago.
You know you're a nerd when you lose track of how many times you've gotten turned on watching Glee.
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Ummm so I just found the baby pumpkin that was on my porch last night in Village Pizza this morning on their counter. The cashier said some drunk girl came in and told him it was a present.
If our dicks could shake hands in congratulations they would
I would have to gauge my vagina to make it fit.
You know it's been a rough year when your therapist mouth is just wide open. And I didn't even get to the real issue!
If you're not going to call the girls I bring around by name, at least don't call them by number. It's been cockblocking since girl #47. Dick.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You left wolverine marks
I'm somewhere between sorry and proud
The fact that you walked around talking like Barbie and still got laid amazes me.
Are you good with a knife? I need someone to perform amateur surgery.
While having sex, a German accent isn't sexy.
"The More You Know"
Being pregnant feels like you have a hangover everyday.. Don't listen to what anyone says about how wonderful it is
If I don't wake up tomorrow you inherit my paycheck and can only spend it at cinnabon
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