i want you to feel like i'm letting you into my heart, not just my vagina.
if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
just saw a girl throwing up in a taco bell nacho cantainor going 60 down the highway
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
Studying for the exam.. Identifying the portraits using phrases like "large penis"
She cut off the top of a watermelon and is now eating it with a spoon. She's more than half done.
we're about an hour out, how's the weather?
cloudy with a chance of strippers and cocaine, you're favorite. welcome home.
thanks for waiting 12 hours to ask if I was in a ditch or not
he's home with a concussion now...but apparently i'm still the highlight of his freshman year
After i finished him. He goes "youre a champion"... Then whispers "forever"
How did I roll 7 times this month and survive?\nI must be some sort of ecstasy goddess
EVERYTHING IS DISNEY. Even my sexting can lead to Disney.
And I am bleeding like slutty girl #1 In a horror movie
You were filing your nipples with a nail file to "make them sharper"
You kept on yelling traitor and threatened to kill him and everyone he loves because he played beerpong with someone else
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