There's a dildo in the cheerios box here...
there is cereal in my wallet where all the cash used to be.
okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
i know you like preteen girls so i'm gonna offer you some advice...dump a bucket of glitter on yourself and walk into the sunlight. they will come running.
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He asked me If i had cheated on my boyfriend when I said no he said it's like he doesnt know me anymore
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
I don't know what it is about vodka that make me ruin relationships.
Streaking across a girls college rugby game is probably the best, and most painful, decision I've ever made
I mean I don't object to weird looking penis as long as it gets the job done. I just need to get it in. I'm gonna be humping chairs soon.
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So what's the moral standing on reading gay porn on your phone whilst sitting next to your 87 year old Grandma?
Security deposit gone.
burned down garage with fireworks.
"Do You Wanna Build a Snowman" came on while I was riding his dick. I had to take a moment.
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
So, is Canada considered an excessive distance to go for a booty call? Asking for a friend...
Dude, she was there with her husband and I was there with my wife. Of course we banged in the bathroom.
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