I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
This old guy in denny's is sitting alone and he is looking at us and laughing for no reason
Apparently telling a group of crying girls that it looks like they need a visit from Dr. Phil isn't the best pickup line.
I'm not embarrassed about the lap dance. I'm embarrassed for the singing during.
I hid drinks in her bathroom closet.... like a squirrel... a squirrel who knew she was going to get cut off soon
no one could get around him on the stairs cause he surrounded himself with all the empties he could find, he said he was building a fort. then he passed out on them.
Exactly. Some of us want to get married. And some of us want to wear sombreros and do cocaine. To each their own.
We passed my parents while I was giving him road head...that awkward
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
We need to figure out what we are doing for halloween asap. I'm not going out like a punk ass bitch burger king again this year.
This morning confirmed it...there's no maybe about it. She definitely wasn't born with it. It was definitely the Maybelline.
She throws back shots like they are NO-THING. I swear, she goes through like five straight tequila shots, does a jello shot, chases with half a hot dog, has a rum and coke, and then takes her shirt off and makes an impromptu bandage out of it for fuckin' Tim who cut himself on the flagpole. I'm going to marry her.
im drinking out of a pineapple, so yea.
Did your grand seduction include learning to play careless whisper on a kazoo or was that just a hobby
It's official. I have spent more money on weed than on textbooks this semester.
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