y-o-u-r-e = you are, y-o-u-r = your. you are a bag of douche not your bag of douche. if you're going to insult me at least do it in proper english. that is all.
I knew she could be a good mother by the way she craddled three 40oz's.
Well the party says they're going to have three kegs and four trampolines. I think I'm going to invite my EMT buddies just to be safe.
It involved anal and pop rocks. Tell me how that could have ended well.
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I petted my head, told my hair it felt beautiful and needed to be let free. Then pulled out my pony tail. Cheers to weed. I lose.
he kept telling me how much his girlfriend would love me while we were making. why does tequila always do this to me?
I'm auditing financial statements and ur growing weed this is bullshit how did this happen to me
Well. Your father was, shall we say, privately surfing the Internet when he found a video of you and Kevin. This was on a very public website honey.
By the way, Kevin! OMG good catch honey!
Get the fuck back here. Your brother taped bottle rockets to the front of his scooter and is bombing around screaming, "Rest in peace, Goose!"
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In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
He could only go twice. I need a guy with more stamina and is less married
In other news, I just sent her a video of me masturbating while driving in the rain, so I guess you could say I've mastered Snapchat
I can't base my relationships off of good dick and dogs.
I take Paypal, cash, sexual favors, and roasted red potatoes with garlic as payment. You choose.
at this point, i'm only going to therapy to get more free condoms
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