fml, blew my nose and red sprinkles came out and did the splits when i sneezed
His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
I would make tea from her tampons just to see her tits
That sound you heard was the sound of millions of brackets exploding simultaneously
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
So how many licks to the face does it take to get kicked out of the bar?
Just saw a girl duct tape a cigarette back together..I feel like my life is shambles for being present for this
I'm venturing to your corner of this sin house in t minus 2 minutes.
Your girlfriend is in jail- I've just never been able to use that in a sentence before. Thank you both!
NO I WOULD NOT GET A GUMMER FROM A GRANDMOTHER
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm starting a point system. For every 2 beer runs i do for u slackers i get a free bottle of Barefoot.
I feel like i just got chewed up and shit out by a ukranian midget
he fell asleep naked and all I'm doing is staring at his weird balls
its weird getting into a political debate with a pony dressed as an anime character online
I’ve lost count of how many disciplines of science this conversation about Harry Potter has gone through.
Why would I want a relationship when I’m the side dick for my boss and a few women from the gym
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