i wanna make it FB official so he cant fuck anyone else. but that means i can't fuck anyone else either. CONUNDRUM
just so you know, the uglier twin gives better bjs..don't be deceived
He asked me how my body knew that a month was up when it was time for my period.
She came back in her actual cheerleader uniform. Made a bad bj tolerable.
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He led me to his room and handed me the remote, he left to go take a shower and there is a group of guys across the hall just staring at me... Its like they know something i dont. Help me.
Just took a shower for the sole purpose of getting off without using my hands... I've reached a new level of summer-lazy.
I don't know if we can compare high school reunions anymore. The keg stands started before 7.
It'd probably just be a lot of profanity and hyperventilation and deteriorating into tears anyways
so just a regular conversation then
the fact that you have a guy named the "i want you to tie me up and fuck me" guy speaks volumes about your life.
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Hungover playing piano at a baptism I am the PICTURE of class I feel like I should be struck by lightning
Ok. You have started something that can only end with a picture of the inside of my butthole. It may happen today or next year, but it's on my agenda.
Just burnt my tongue. Not sure if it will help or hurt giving blow jobs
I had cheese pancakes which is pretty much just melting cheese in a frying pan and then eating it except youre in denial that your life is a wreck
he told me his feelings for me AFTER sex, so that means he meant it right?
If he’s halfway attractive, employed and cool with me having boytoys, I’ll marry him
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