I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
Grossest hangover story of 09: Puked in the bathtub. I was in it.
We put her face under a blacklight.....it looked like fireworks
I'm on the bus going to class. And a cop just rolled by and I got nervous because I didn't have my seatbelt on. I have to stop smoking so much weed.
I can't right now...you know Sunday night is whn I get drunk and do laundry.
At what point in your drunken state would you actually believe that the cops wanted to party with you?
Hahaha I asked him about her bjs and he said "I would not wish that on anyone"
he's the only person i know who can drink himself into and out of alcohol poisoning.
Yeah even if I got stabbed it would be worth it
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
He went out to smoke and when he came back I was still in the same spot naked and unable to breathe.
All I could say was, "ladies and gentlemen, THIS is why I drive 30 mins"
Its like I've been given a sexual blank check.
There is a moment when you wake up with a butt plug in when you question your choices in life.
There is also a moment when you wake up in a kiddie pool of jello cubes where you question what the fuck you did last night. Are you still in the attic or did you go home.
Plus he probably didn't want to be at home, alone... Jacking off on the big screen without you there to lend a helping hand. I mean, let's be honest. It's not fun if it's not a little weird.
Intelligence report: the hot sister called you gross, the sweet sister says you're dumb, and the smart sister says all the other men she knows would have to die for her to hook up with you.
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