I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
His texts read Like a 15 year olds diary.
I just met the 30 percent of the population with an STD
I really need to find better places to throw up. I would like to be able to use the bathroom sink the next morning for brushing my teeth
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I'm a little nervous about this St. Patty's Day party. Seriously, we're still finding stuff from the Halloween party.
I just saw a group of 50+ year old women all wearing shirts that said "drink up, bitches" ...please tell me that can be us some day.
She walked in on her brother jacking off and she hasn't been the same since. She's been crying and shaking non-stop. It's been two weeks.
Just put your hair in a bun. We're going out to drink, not to impress people.
judging by her collection of mens sweaters, shes fucked the entire lands end catalog.
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Still at home. Videotaping hamsters.
I just tried to order ice cream on my bagel. I think I should just call it
My mind doesn't wanna day drink but my heart does.
There should be a guide book that probation officers hand out on "how to tell a tinder girl about your ankle monitor before she notices it at the worst possible moment"
You can make out without kissing
Explanation needed
Her oh Gods turned into oh god I shouldn't be doing this I'm engaged.
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