Dude, you really need to stop hitting on girls by telling them you sang a cappella in college.
Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
If she's not going to maintain the upkeep of her vag then I'm not going to pay the rent of being her boyfriend
Just saw an ad for "Liver-aid" how has this not become a life changing drug for millions?
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
The meeting is at the same hotel we go to for sex. Avoiding eye contact with all the staff there.
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
My chiropractor just high fived me for getting drunk enough to throw my back out this weekend.. Life. Complete.
It's Breast Cancer Awareness Month!!!! What random hook up should check my tata's this year?!?!
the second she challenged me to mario kart drinking game i knew i was in love
Can we relax the "married man" rule just once?
So my ex vomited in front of my door and passed out there
I'm dying of laughter, but I'm also just dying
Send help
We can only continue to use the "oh what's the difference between circumcised and uncircumcised" for a few more months before people will see through our lies
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
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