I'm drinking on the job... HEAVILY
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
I feel like im in a tornado of daylight savings, tequila and death
dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
I probably shouldn't have slept with him. I feel like that may have given him the wrong idea.
Absolutely. Last time I signed up for a softball league I had sex with my high school economics teacher.
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
In honor of Sarah Palin's bday I suggest we watch Nailing Palin
If there was a card that said "I'm sorry for throwing up on your bathroom counter" I would send it to you.
I have someone saved in my phone as "This Hoe Ain'tit' Loyal" and I'm missing my superman boxers. Explain.
We can't do acid Disneyworld.
im single, its not even nine am on Valentine's day and I've already gotten laid. suck it relationships
Out of ten? A seven. You pulled your shorts down to your ankles, jumped into the pool and announced you were a merman.
My vagina is no longer accepting new clients.
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