Midgets have it so easy. They have so much less leg area to shave.
DUUUDE!! just found out that the fbi has a kids page. guess who's got a new jumior officer printout badge?
how was your day?
fuck the small talk. are you bringing the liquor tonight or am i?
so my daughter wakes me up this morning and i feel like a vibration so im thinking she has my phone..nope my vibrator
we bribed her with croutons and jello shots.
We had sex in the tent after his 6th beer and while we were at it we had conversations with the people outside the tent.
So I feel like I should feel objectified by your comment about my boobs but instead I just feel proud. 21ST CENTURY FEMINISM, BABY
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
Sorry about the whole your mom seeing my face up your ass situation
I'm 25 and I shit my bed last night. And I'm telling you about it. Not sure which is worse
I saw a groundgog last night outside my back door. I now have a new wedding gift idea.
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
Easy. Go to walmart, buy a bag of charcoal. everyone gets a present and it's cheap.
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
You spent the whole night conversing with your zombie poster, so I'd say you were pretty far gone.
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