Don't you send me to vm
also I just used a straw to drink the juice out of a tomato b/c I forgot how to bite.
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
i slept with him so i could steal the screens out of his sink faucets for my bowl when he went to sleep. not because he's funny.
You were sad because he was "taking it out on the plant"
gave you a haircut while you slept. Please don't kill me.
I started making breakfast to subdue the hangover and last of the shrooms and only got as far as eating a half frozen pierogi out of a dixie cup.
I meant to thank you again for giving up a potential interracial threesome to come to my party. I'm glad you stayed!
Just copped mushrooms from a dude in a business suit. U comin or what?
U have successfully fucked my brains out. I just almost put deodorant on like chapstick
and if planning a fake elopement keeps me from fucking strangers and doing drugs, i think it's good for me
he accidentally put it in my ass, i liked it but didn't tell him that and "accidentally" took his weed.
I just blew thrown up hashbrowns out my nose. That's the level of this hangover.
You know your Halloween costume is slutty when you have to shave your pubes to wear it.
And by "I love him" I mean "I want his tongue down my throat.
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