names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
What? Cold floors are soothing when you have a hangover. How am I supposed to pass that up. Even if I'm at my parents house
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
My worst case scenario tonight is that I fuck a hot Swiss girl. Let that give you perspective on my life at the moment.
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How much did you drink?
Enough to be hungover and still think roller coasters were a good idea
Oh that's what I forgot last night.. To make out with her.
There's a drag queen here that reminds me strongly of you. You should try crossdressing.
hurry up this bar wont let me order big pitchers of beer for just myself
Sometimes turtles just really trip me out man
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Could you imagine living in a city where bartenders are available by 1:30 AM
I'd have like 4 kids by now and at least one std
There's weed in my toothpaste. Explain.
he was definitely tindering while i gave him head
Nothing quite like the "I had sex you a month ago and now we're stopped at the same 4 way" wave
You don't usually get feedback after a one night stand... But you hit it out of the park. I'm proud to call you a friend.
Tonight I'm getting fucked up for America because Lord knows we need it.
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