you made pancakes with beer, you said they were good. then you threw up 15 minutes later
We have sex, then he cooks. It's like a fantasy.
so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
I'm at verizon, the guy asked me why my phone is full of seeds. Deff. Not leaving my phone with you anymore.
Just sold a bike on craig's list for 4 four lokos and a 40. How bad do you miss college?
I'm sorry that spending new years with you was fucking my boyfriend in your bathroom multiple times
I feel like today should be a " im going to have sex with you cause its raining and theres nothing else to do" kinda day
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
How the hell could he be confused. He had a naked girl running to him. I feel like he would enjoy that.
he just used a semicolon in the middle of a sext
Well, I got drunk and told my family about what I expected sexually after a good first date.
i have pictures frm only 4 hours ago that will fucking ruin you so i suggest yuo come get me.
Where are you?
dunno. ask mike. bring pain killers. and underwear. and my dignity.
He keeps singing a song about someone called the dayman.
....fighter of the Nightman?
Hate my fucking roommates.... Seriously, who the FUCK peels potatoes in the bathroom sink?!
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