ya know if you hadnt broke up with me, that porno we made wouldnt have a 3.3 rating on youporn right now...
I just chugged a whole pitcher of beer in 1 min. 9 sec. A whole goddamn pitcher.
Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
we've been at disney 20 seconds and she already got the cops called over
Because its an amazing idea and you're the only one I can think of that will allow a pirate threesome
All I want is tacobeell and your body
that's my favorite sentence you've ever said.
She said "I've been waiting to suck your cock since high school." I'm so glad so many freshmen are from our school.
I hate being near you and not being able to do what I want. It's like a recovering alcoholic tending bar. I feel like Sam Malone. Except I can't bang the cute chick I work with.
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
we got kicked out of her coke dealer's house when we wouldn't stop quoting "a league of their own"
communist
I'm at an awkward stage of not being able to tell if I wanna keep having fun or if I need to die in bed
Oh and apparently something happened that was related to "THIS IS SPARTA" but no one will tell me what I did.
So I'm going to blame my boobs hurting on that.
It's a lube slip n slide down the hallway now. Details later.
I mean if you can't appreciate a good looking dick then just get out.
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
Randomize
