There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
And i was thinking, 'i'm happy to be underneath you, but i wish you weren't doing THAT.'
What started out as Cougar hunting turned into whaling
I woke up with a black eye and dim memories of announcing that i had super powers. I shoved my pockets full of canned tuna and tried to jump off the balcony. And then my boyfriend called the cops.
so you're not coming in to work today?
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im so drunk with asians
where?
always
I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
You'd think with all the porn he watches he'd be a little better at this...
just found his boxers balled up inside my tights, hidden in my freezer. damn i love college.
This is a dangerous game of "whose life is more pathetic".
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I really don't want to. I just don't know how to nicely say "dude I'm having a rough time in life right now and I just need to dress like a stripper cop, get shit faced, and have dirty crazy sex"
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
I taught her to play Monopoly. She sold me her bra to keep from going bankrupt.
you said "it's karaoke night" and tried to use my dick as a microphone
I called him the wrong name all night, yet I still got a ride home from the party and hooked up with the guy. I'm irresistible.
MDMA, margaritas, mashed potatoes and ice cream aren't keto Kristin
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