1:32a: I quit. signing up for eharmony. Don't judge
That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
You know its going to be a good homecoming when you beer bong a mimosa at 6am.
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
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A horse told me not to drive home last night. I think there was a cop on top of it.
i think he was starting go for a boob grab when we both realized the middle of a public tennis court wasn't the place
this is not real life
it never is. after midnight never counts.
My stepdad and I just tag-team hit on a server at McDonald's. This is the man I should have grown up with.
We bought a hamster while completely stoned and 2 hours later returned it because your mother wouldnt let you bring it in her house. You cried. a lot.
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Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.
I am stoned at Disneyland with my little brother. It's gonna be a good day.
she's throwing knives it scares me
update: broke ceiling. glass everywhere
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
It took me twenty minutes to read that sentence.
All I said was okay...
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