bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
I'm hoping you can explain why I woke up with what I believe is pumpkin pie all over my body
Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
that was after you ironed the burrito. didn't leave much cheese on the ironing board though
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I apologize in advance for attempting to drunkenly hookup with your sister
I recommend you throw your keys as far as you can in one direction, your phone as far as you can in the opposite direction, and hold on.
So this bar tattoo not looking that great now
be right there i have to get my cape
his first act of 2015 was getting stabbed
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
AND I HAVE A NICE COCK! A STRIPPER TOLD ME SO IT MUST BE TRUE!
Just did. I played that shit out so casual I deserve an Oscar. Or am Emmy, or whatever the fuck you get for acting like a boss
Morning fuck and a coffee. ARE YOU READY TO CONQUER THE GALAXY WITH ME??
I also guarantee you multiple orgasams and blueberry pancakes
"Why is there a bottle of Tequila taped to the fan?"
This pandemic, it’s making everyone horny. I’ve got dick stashed all over town
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