well we can cross tagging a chick in a movie theatre off the list of things to do before we die
I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
and?
RIP clitoris
We were making out in the bushes when some dude comes and starts peeing beside us.
You're so easy to please, it's adorable. Like an alcoholic puppy.
We made a percocet pizza. And then i made an unfortunate decision.
I wish my period boobs were my regular boobs.
also. he gave me a foot massage during 69ing when i got a cramp. he's a winner.
I stopped in the middle of puking to wish you a happy birthday, so by default it means a lot.
I just banged your sister. Thats what you get for takibg my lunch money in 2 grade, boom, boom fiyyaa powaa
And then he told me he just wanted me to hold his cock while we watched tv...
What do you wear to apply at a strip club?
STD scares really help you understand the whole six degrees of separation thing...
I'm not taking advise from someone who responded to the pickup line "I have a penis"
You started pulling out condoms from your fanny pack and threw them at all the couples on the beach
I need weed and if he's hot, maybe he can supply me with sex too.
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