So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
You bet me 100 dollars that the Raiders would win the super bowl this year. I have it on tape.
I just watched 2 blind guys walk into each other head on in providence. It pays to pregame in your car.
I'm pretty sure you're not supposed to hit on someone with another guy's semen in your hair. not even at ihop.
Do you know many girls there are in gay bars waiting for me to do coke off their tits? A lot.
I can't tell if I miss summer or 5 times a day sex more.
Long labias. Talking about. Too drunk to explain. Tomorrow.
this is not the time for floating mt dew and shots of tequila.
Just specific performance'd my way into her pants. I literally said specific performance and that shit worked. Thanks B. Law!
Ordained minister or not I hereby renounce all moral responsibility for any and all related occurrences
It's kind of awesome I can smoke with my parents and tell them about thetime we used listerine in that bong
just so it's not awkward when you get here, you and my dog have the same name.
Hahaha nice
I don't know. Seeing the vagina stretched out beyond normal proportions is like watching your favorite superhero die.
Dude, I need a fuckin wingman and this could finally make us eskimo brothers, how can you pass that up?
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