He spelled "beautiful" wrong in his text
So tired and we had a cokehead in the salon today making us bleach her whole head because she thought it would let her pass her drug test for custody of her kid
Oh.My.God.
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
He gets you donuts, dinner, and booze consistently, who cares if he's cheating
porn star boner night. come get it.
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
And dont forget my 23rd birthday where with no underwear i crawled through the cage of the police car. Dont get drunk be fore you get drunk.
Maybe you shouldn't go to cosmic bowling, i don't know if cum glows and I don't wanna find out i'm sure his parents don't either.
Dude, you sent that text at 9:44 AM. Who thinks of drugs that early?
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
Fuck away man. Like 3% of these new people will be back next week. This is the best week of the year to slam bitches at the gym.
I may or may not vaguely recall punching you in the dick but it was a misunderstanding and I forgive you can we have make up sex?
I felt like I needed to shower with a Mr. Clean Magic Eraser.
There are way too many people I have fucked in this class for this not to be awkward
I've just realized that today's rations have consisted of turkey bacon and jack Daniels.
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