i think of them as a grilled chicken salad and a fried chicken biscuit. obviously Amy is better for me, but when i'm eating her all i can think about is how much better the blonde must taste.
He managed to light the Jello on fire...
So I wake up this morning with a bottle of dish detergent and a dildo. Good call on bringing those girls from community college.
she uses eco-friendly sex toys. she is the literal definition of a hippie.
She is a social worker. An actual good person trying to save the world. I feel like every time I give her an orgasm God wipes a little smudge off of my shit list.
Its 6:30 and I'm shotguning a busch ice while taking a shit. Outlook for work today: interesting
dude, my ass and shoulder hurt from that kayak last night... note to self: wood planks holding kayak from ceiling do not also hold up a human being
Slow dancing with the chandelier.
Straight guys just can't stay away. My penis must have pheromones or something.
I don't remember... but puking on the bar sounds like me.
Pants off. Spirits lifted.
You ripped my pants off and gave me the choice use it or lose it what was I suppose to do.
She wore her engagement ring the whole time we fucked. I hate her fiancee, so it was cool
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
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