This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?
Why does every girl think its ok to cheat on their boyfriends with me?
I wasn't expecting a boner of this magnitude
I love him. He's like the father I never had that I kind of want to fuck.
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He just laughed at his drink laid on the floor and crawled to the bathroom
It's official, the cities waste management does not recycle porn.
He was puking up tons. He aimed his face inside his coat. Not a drop in my car. Then he thanked me for the ride.
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
Guess who just got a Christian Beliefs class to seriously discuss the spiritual implications of dolphin rape?
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after you left he started opening his bottles by smashing the neck against the edge of the fireplace and pouring beer into his mouth. it was about the manliest thing ive ever seen. its probably how lumberjacks open their beers... if they didnt have their axes handy.
He added his name to my To Do list. That's the way to my Type A heart.
I just climbed out the passenger side of my car because there was a spider on mine. I'm doing adulthood right
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
Eating power bars and masterbating... That's kinda my life right now. Is this what having a boyfriend means?
We do have a rich storied history of emotional warfare
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