i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
The worse part is i sent a text at like three that said i was getting head... Now i have no idea who's mouth has been on my dick
Do you think you can get drunk by standing in a tank of vodka if it is seeping into your skin?
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If you want to borrow my flask for all future interviews as a good luck charm because your last one went so well with it in your suit pocket, just let me know
I was to tired to jerk him off, so he made me hold it while he thrusted into my hand.
Getting sick, pulled the filter off a camel crush and rolled it into my joint to clear my sinuses. If there were stoner awards, I'd receive one.
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
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Screw disneyland. This military base is the happiest place on earth. Even unnatractive dudes are completely fuckable in those uniforms, im never leaving
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
Him showing up yesterday was like a giant ego stroke for my vagina.
This can only be settled by a dance off.
Pretty sure I scared her away last night by putting a vodka tampon in my ass
Its pretty bad when you can tell twins apart by the size of their penises...
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