This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
I probably should have cut it off when he started putting queso on my nipples, but within ten minutes I was a self-serve burrito bar.
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
we used a swiffer mop as a stripper pole.
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Your brother came in a girls mouth for the first time last night... Ah the tales told whilst buying minors beer.
The last thing I remember is teaching our waffle house waitress to do the stanky leg and promising the grill cook we would come see him at his other job.
Please rescue me. but take your time, im getting pizza
My little brother came home while I was sitting there icing my vagina with a bag of peas. Asshole looks at me, high fives Ryan, then leaves.
Family trip though. I generally don't wheel too much ass with the fam in tow. Despite the fact my parents would be pleased if I did.
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These tits shall not be calmed
That means I have to put pants on. That is not something I am willing to do right now.
He let me eat chexmix while we fucked... I think I love him.
I love how my parents bring water bottles filled with vodka on family trips
Have you ever gotten such awesome underwear you wish you didnt have to wear pants?
That awkward moment when you were so fucking drunk lastnight that you and your fuck buddy wake up wearing eachother's clothing covered in hot cheetos with his cat curled up between your heads meowing. Thought you'd appreciate this moment with me.
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