So...we accidentally left a bag of puke in your sister's room. Heads up.
Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
hahahahahahahahahahaha
I wish they made portable blow up dolls for girls.
It's called a dildo, genius. Go to sleep.
For the record I fully support drunken you in most social situations... Just not charity events.
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ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
He needs to stop telling me how much he respects me. What does that even mean
I dove into a random van at the bar as the door was closing and ended up at some house with people I've never met in my life dancing in a basement
It was a legit night tell he threw a snowball in the bar, thats when I knew it was time to go to the next bar.
I solemnly swear I will not get your boyfriend puke in public drunk again
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Then I did coke with my taxi driver where he then ended up paying me for the drive. You should try being a girl sometime it's super sick.
Remember that St. Patrick's Day when I fucked your married coworker in his truck and the whole bar was chanting for you "Don't fuck Mike"?! #TheLuckOfTheIrish 🍀
My mom just came upstairs handed me an Adderall and asked if I could help her wash the ceilings
I don’t know what he is but he sure can suck a lollipop.
You set a couch on fire in my brothers backyard?
Just the cushions
Found Ryan’s keys in the fridge. On my way back.
Also, tell him he missed Nathan passing out in the dryer.
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