dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
i think i may have caused an international incident at the french embassy, just fyi
hahaha how?
its a long story involving a horse trailer and some shrubbery
well..after leaving the bar you handed me your wallet and said you didnt need it cause you were going to find the cash cab and added 'i'll see you on tv'
yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
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Getting pregnant off pre-cum is like getting high off erasers
What do you mean when you say no pre-party sex?
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
You just handed me your ATM card and wrote your PIN number on a dollar bill and said "for bail money."
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he does have a point though, watching you drink makes me never want to drink again
That's not fair! You can't come over after you just had sex and rub my dry spell in my face!
Some girl just ordered Chinese delivery to her therapy appointment...
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
Last night we proved the theory that "harder" is the worst rough sex safe-word ever.
Remember how I was complaining about how no guy has ever gotten me off?
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