Haha no. But I cannot hook up with you anymore. Especially when you group text people.
so that wasnt chicken after all
Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
i'm pissing behind 7/11. if you guys leave... i'll think it's funny too
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
it's like your virginity...sometimes you have to pretend like it's still there
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
yeah the little voice in my head screaming YOU NEED TO GET LAID eventually grew legs and started kicking me so to avoid brain damage i had to fuck him
Okay we're getting vodka and coming
Okay. Joe has my machete attached to his belt
If anyone remembers any details of tonight please address concerns to my lawyer. This is a mass text.
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
Three Decembers later, I'm looking at this fuckin Santa lingerie I bought and just realized my stocking never got stuffed....
you scattered cereal all over the floor so you could "re-trace your steps and figure out what happened." 20 min later you yelled about the mess and let the dog in to clean it up. 5 min after that you screamed since the cereal was gone. you suspected me and locked me in the bathroom so i could "think about what i'd done"
and you bit everyone who tried to let me out. no more tequila for you. EVER.
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