he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
I tried to tell him it was only 2:00, but he said since it was 5:00 in New York, it was perfectly acceptable. He then put on a Blues Brothers hat and a pair of wayfarers and left. I expect him home in a few hours with a police escort.
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
Oh my god. Just had sex with this girl on the boardroom table at my work at midnight (win!) just realized I left the condom wrapper on the table (lose!)
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
I just saw my first passed out person, sprawled out on the sidewalk like they died. I wanted to take a pic but I thought that screamed "tourist"
i'm calling it my monica lewinsky shirt now. may it live forever in infamy.
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
Know your penis has been the topic of conversation over glasses of wine.
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
Too bad, iambic pentameter is a drunk specialty of mine.
That cat I follow on Facebook beat cancer so we're drinking tonight in celebration
Tonight I learned to never try to impress your ex by dancing on the stripper pole while drunk. That’s how you end up in the ER
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