Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
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When you're about to leave, tell him "bye." At that point, he should say something. If he doesn't say anything, well, our drinks were free and he gets a free make out with yours truly.
well tonys high enough to be moving from spot to spot around the kitchen shooting tortellini into a boiling pot and yelling "KING JAMES" whether he makes or misses it.
I'm not sure how many more innuendos I can slip into this fucking conversation before I just blatantly say "I want to fuck you."
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This is what we get for YOLOing our way to obesity
It's like a booty call, except its for tacos...and you're my brother.
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
I remember it because it was right after the sadness and right before the sluttiness. The calm before the storm if you will
I just came inside of a Gatorade bottle. That hungover.
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Apparently "I licked it so now it's mine" doesn't apply to people
Last night I somehow got INCREDIBLY wasted & thought it was a good idea to make a group chat with all the guys I'm hooking up with and just say "bye." soo I'm hiding out till next week.
I woke up in a stranger's bed wearing nothing but santa socks.
i need some magic done to my vagina
How weird would it be to ask your bro to 3d print your dick for me
I'm covered in jizz and the toll booth lady knew it
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