I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
Your excessive judging is making this uncomfortable
Crumbling up chips, putting them in salsa, eating with spoon. New level of stoner fatassery. Its so genius/delicous i'm not even ashamed
Woke up this morning on my doorstep in a basket with a branch, a lipstick lightning bolt on my head and a sign that said "the boy who lived." i love you guys.
Like theyre better than no shoes. I'm sitting her balls naked playing xbox in nothing but crocs with the fur
you should probably know that there's a naked dude in your window
i wouldn't normally say anything but you seem to not be there
I'm sorry, you're actually right. Ostrich racing happens, and they're ridden like a horse. Bewildered and distraught.
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
Human centipede...with the teletubbies. That's what my nightmare had in it.
I don't even want to know.
She was about to leave with you until you started singing "You Hoes Ain't Loyal" in her face
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
You're always so late and I'm always so drunk.
I apparently ooze single. The second I left his house after break up sex five of my old booty calls text me
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