operation "beaches make me wet" is a go
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
Gentleman, we have a new medal category - number of women per day in apartment WITHOUT FURNITURE
CAUTION: TWINS DO NOT HAVE TWIN PENISES.
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Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
I told them I was gay and asked them to pass the pie. I ruined pumpkin pie for grandpa.
Drinking wine in my childhood bed getting ready to go to sleep in order to wake up for my menial temp job. Thanks, college degree, I can handle the real world.
Tonight that bitch will not be with him. You will drunkingly talk him out of this wedding. It is your duty as the one with the least amount of soul. Good luck.
Okay so for future reference and your own safety I should probably tell you that it is not cranberry juice in that bottle on the kitchen table.
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My booty call just moved 2 min from my house
This has pregnancy written all over it
I feel I must have sex with him first to fully decide where my vagina belongs.
Best feedback on my performance so far: "There are things that can't be unseen."
Should I take a fireball shot or brush my teeth?
I accused him of not drinking enough alcohol and eating tacos after midnight. I was sober and he's not a gremlin. I would say bad.
It's a little hazey but I think I tried to request Nelly last night. There was no dj. Not sure who I was talking to
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