"You squeeze, we tiip biiiiiig" JB
Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
making cat noises will not fix the situation.
just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
Just tried to tap morse code on the wall seperating our beds to tell you I was awake and ready to smoke
just saw 2 fat kids fight for the last slice of pizza. Litteraly fight. God Bless America
it's like a walk of shame rule, you always run into someone who saw you wearing that yesterday
ill do whatever it takes for me to get more high and eat pie
All is not lost. The bondage chair came with repair seals and glue. It's like the knewwwwwww this would happen.
He gave me a hug and said "He doesn't deserve you, Anna. Your boobs are great, and I'd fuck you anytime. Any. Place." I need a new 'gay' friend.
made the entire pub sing the british national anthem, puked, rallied, then peed in a telephone booth and have pictures to prove it, taking tourism to another level since 2012.
you tried turning the bar into a spelling b competition last night and every time someone couldn't spell something you would make them chug.
I just realized I'm the burger in your burger and steak anology. Very disconcerting.
Exactly man. Who needs doctors when you have vodka and hot knives.
Girl i am always here for you. But i am going to have sex now so im going to call you in the morning.
Randomize