I think i sorta joined a cult last night
You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
the real housewives reunion is on...i wanna see if danielle can look any more surprised than the facelift allows
i wanna see dina punch her face back to normal
idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
we made malted milkshakes. malt as in malt liqour.
I just want to apologize for screaming when I saw you the other day. It's just that you looked really gross and I was high.
Dude, she literally stopped, mid fuck said "I want soup" got off my dick and make top ramen.
I walked in on you rubbing your nose all over his face while straddling him and yelling "I'M SO SORRY!" repeatedly. I'd say you were in pretty good shape at that point in the night.
I had fun last year but I was one half of the hoe train back then. At least I'll feel better about myself as a person this year.
I'm going to miss going to the strip club though.
You me handle of captain and a sorostitute study sesh, if we don't get laid mancards must be relinquished
My Internet history has 23 searches for 24 hour cake. Self respect plummeting.
I'm ordering dildos in a santa hat. You?
Soooooo I may or may not have accidentally been a catalyst in a destroyed marriage.
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
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