But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
so he came in me this morning and i was like WTF DUDE. i called him Daddy until he agreed to pay the full $40 for plan B. He wants to name our Patrick because it will be a st pattys day baby. absolutely NOT.
I'm drinking Dom Perignon from the bottle with a straw just to piss of some french dude.
My Yoga instructor is playing the music from 'Requiem for a Dream' it makes me very reluctant to put my ass in the air
Got home last night and found a Big Mac in the shower, tampons all over the place, and two pairs of your panties on the front porch.
Hey remember that spam cooked in dr pepper we made? 10x better when the dr pepper is rum
The fire department told the police that I was inside the burning building trying to pee in the rest of the electrical Outlets. Booyaka.
Stop touching yourself.
Wtf!?!?!?! Did you install a camera???
He was the only one not on Xanax so he holds the key to what actually happened last night
i think the realest test of our friendship is how hot your sister looks right now
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
I’m sorry I got high and yelled about the patriarchy.
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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