you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
I've come to notice a late period isn't as exciting when you have no reason to worry
ask me if i forgot to go to a midterm today
He kept saying 'your mouth is Amazing' even after I was on his dick.
its my first week of college and i have a UTI
not easy being a whore now is it
This morning two of his housemate threw confetti over me, started singing and handed me a make shift trophy out of cereal boxes and beer cans that said 'Harry's Virginity' on it. Fucking brilliant!
can we just pause for one second and address the fact that balls were out last night
He's moaning and crying and coughing up something audibly liquid. I can't live in this house any more.
You slid down the bannister into a split. Lines were crossed.
The random guy I fucked from craigslist said I had the best smile. I take compliments where i can get them
I have no idea what that means but I'm googling things just so I can watch my thumbs move
Just make it a game! Like 20 questions STD style.
Just had ice cream and a blow job come together in one glorious, defining moment.
I'm at a sex party and there's a guy in an ICP jersey and trip pants. I see now that this is the moment in the movie of my life I recognize I have a problem
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
Randomize
