just so you know, the whole club saw your tits last night. and booed.
Scratch that. Lia's boy toy's brother has a gorilla costume. This is gonna be great.
Its as if he has to do the exact opposite of what I tell him. Don't come in my eye, pfshh it's in my eye. Don't come on the cat, pfshh it's on the cat.
Between cock and motorcycle I'm glad I don't have to sit at work tomorrow
Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
sticking your hands in the toilet to wash your face is not acceptable. ever. i don't care how drunk you are.
i saw the poster for your lost tequila... what a shame
just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
Dang. We need a girls trip ASAP. Preferably in a country who has even lower standards than us on a Friday night.
well one of us has to be wrong and it's not going to be me
I'm sure you're still partially crippled from thar blow job on Saturday, so I understand it's probably difficult to text.
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
Yay I only have ONE giant mystery bruise from yesterday
In my life time, I want nothing more than to get a blow job while watching Space Jam.
I want to ride that like one of the Horsemen of the Apocalypse- with bourbon in hand and without mercy.
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