She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
he put his p in my v, then his p in my a, and then tried to put the p in my m? first, double dipping is rude. second, i'm glad he finished shortly after that, i'm afraid of where he'd try to stick it next. my ear?
She got mad when I told her I'd bone her mom. She got MORE mad when her mom heard, and was flattered by it. Proud to say I attract MILFS.
we've got reservations. ask for the eat a bag of dicks table
Although, I did get to see a Raiders fan and his toothless girlfriend get roughed up by the police and dragged out of the stadium. So the night wasn't a total loss.
Dude, I brought the fucking tequila to that party and they cheered for the chick that seriously only brought limes.
It was kicking off big time until you crawled out the bar on your hands and knees. Nobody wanted to mess with that.
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
My mom just offered to be my designated driver tonight. I love being an adult.
A dude was barking out of one of the buildings so I barked back and he goes, "Oh shit! She barked back! Come to room 803 I'll fuck you!"
I am not a slut. I'm just very open with how much I love to have sex. Stop judging.
someone in the elevator just told me i looked like a struggle but i smell very pretty..
MY BUTT IS BIG ENOUGH FOR AN ANACONDA AND HE DOESNT GET TO ENJOY IT TOUGH SHIT
I think it's getting serious, we started a jigsaw puzzle together.
God specifically crafted these hands to deal out orgasms.
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