nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
I managed to throw up 90 feet under water, just removed my breathing tube, puked, put it back in. All inclusive is the way to go.
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
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The working title of my paper? "Tailgating: A Big Clusterfuck of Kids Who Dont Actually Give a Shit about Football"
i thought they made a 7-hour walmart run, but they were actually in jail.
I'd appreciated it if you didn't lick my boyfriends face again. I'm askin nicely. Thank you.
Just walked out of my apartment and came face to face with a shirtless dude playing with his balls and trying to tie his shoes.
I'm stranded in the Hampton area. Looks like I'm going to have to take one for the team and pass out by this applebees.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
You tried tipping the cashier at Cook Out by shoving a dollar bill down his shirt and yelling "Magic Mike"
You woke me up at 2 am to tell me I could pee in a golf club if I wanted to.
I'm confident that their children would come out as 100% authentic rats
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
Just had an orgasim to the Star Spangled Banner so.. it was all worth it.
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