My brain says no but my pants say off.
Sweet. Might not hurt to poop on the floor anyway.
i did the 'picked up item' thing from zelda when i jizzed on her face
so you're single again?
yea but it was worth it
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
Just met a female bro. Things are weird at the rugby party.
i'll prob lay in bed. its weird not having to track my wallet down, its become such a weekly habit. i suddenly have so much free time
dude, I'm passing out in the fifth floor janitors closet. Let me know when the rooms opened back up
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
I think people like me is why alcohol became illegal at one point
I'll just save you what dignity you have left by letting what happened die with your lack of memory and/or liver.
I'm trying to get fucked by 4 girls here, and you're worried about verb tenses?!
Cheez-its and a bottle of cab...for under $10 you could win this girls heart
unless you have a dick and you were thinking of chopping that off
drinks after work?
that question mark offends me.
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