Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
I kept waking up & seeing my Goodfellas poster and thinking it was a window with people crammed against it staring at me.
I guess the lighting in my room made it look like they were moving. I remember telling myself that they were watching over me and protecting me from the cops
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
we were having sex and she freaked out when i said nipple
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
He fell asleep and they duct taped him to the floor. He's pissed.
Hey. Be honored that I consider you the genital expert. I know alot of candidates for the position.
Tell Chris I said sorry for yelling "It's my vagina, let me do what I want with it!" at the party last night.
After Madison dropped a bottle of full vodka an it shattered on the floor, it was quiet for literally 3 min straight and then drew said "the booze gods have spoken"
Drinking and pointing where stuff needs to go is hard stuff.
Guess who's the proud owner of her very own foxtail butt plug!!
By the way can you translate "sorry, she played you bruh" to Spanish? Some Hispanic guy who spoke absolutely no English callled me last night and when I tried to tell him he had the wrong number the response was "como? No no no no...." And then click. He was gone
And two different second-graders said my make up was pretty. It's left over from last night bc I woke up 5 min before I was supposed to leave.
So, looks like I managed to leave my bra in the boardroom after all the sex. FML.
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