If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
drank two beers while on the toilet at home during lunch break. new high or new low, not sure
I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
the guy working at the drive-thru just asked me if i wanna bang after he gets off work tonight.
given your current drought situation, im genuinely curious to know what your answer was
i told him maybe and gave him my number. sad? probably. but even if the sex is bad maybe i'll get a free burger out of it
Lady next to me is getting american flags airburshed on her nails. god bless the ghetto.
I just ordered a 3 square foot pizza. This is how to beat an eating disorder.
I have another pimple on my ass cheek.
I'll be there in 10 minutes.
i feel like everytime i say im going to quit drinking someone comes along with a better idea about drinking
Probably shouldn't have worn my jeans covered in blood from last night to class.
I was trying to make tacos and friends but there was a major language barrier.
I think we r still a few steps from ex sex. In fact, that's never going to happen. I'm just saying on the seething-chemical-fire-of-emotional-distress-to-post -relationship-intercourse scale, I'm closer to fucking than throttling. Progress is fun.
I went over to help her build a porch, but we decided that was too much work, so we just got high and watched Scooby Doo
I spent two entire hours explaining to a guy why I wouldn't make out with him. How was your night?
Do it!! We better have a duck by the time I get home.
i woke up this morning with a fake eyeball in my pocket
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