I woke up this AM and all of my clothes i wore last night are gone. Instead i am dressed in air jordans, boxers, cargo shorts, and an Affliction t-shirt. the part that upsets me most is that i was with a guy who wears Affliction t-shirts.
all we need is a web designer
and a bunch of prostitutes
i gave her a can of corn and told her the cabs are accepting non perishable food items over the holidays. blatant lie and she lives like $40 away
Just so we're clear. I'm still making jello shots and bringing them to the bar in my purse. I don't care if its half off margaritas. Don't want anyone thirsty
We're trying to see who can drink the most and still be eligible to donate blood tomorrow.
Its fiiine, tuesday is like the thursday of wine wednesday. And i mean, free beer for girls at the grove...im not NOT gonna take that offer up!
Look at your life. Look at your choices.
I'm an approx 70% certain someone switched my UV Blue for Windex - just as volatile as you might think.
Is it possible to be drunk burnt? Like sun burnt but from drinking? Cus I think I that's what it feels like
So he came on my stomach this morning and I totally forgot about it until after you poured that body shot.
NOTHING IN THE WORLD IS GOOD SOFT
NOT ICECREAM NOT DICKS
NOTHING
We were wearing togas. So having sex was really easy to do without taking any clothes off.
I'm sorry I keep having sex wth your friends. I'm done, for real. Unless cole is interested. Other than that, I'm done.
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
Please don't throw the wedding bouquet at me
Your girlfriend agreed to a threesome, I saw dogs in a bar. It seems life is falling into place for us
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