the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
At home depot. Final room inspection is tmrow, gotta paint over the puke stains
She's echoing.. Her head must be in the toilet..
he came in the shower with me...i thought it was going to be nice and romantic...until he started peeing on my leg.
He barely got in the door before she began to shriek like a banshee and punch him. His rainbow wig is still hanging from the front porch as a "warning to all other clowns".
So yeah she lost her virginity in a wheel chair with a broken pelvis. I'm still trying to figure out how I should feel about that.
My booty call just put me down for a reference for her job at the hospital. What am I supposed to say? She gives great bj's?
I would of joined had I not blacked out last night and ran around naked breaking things till 4 am
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
She has this wild look other eyes like she wouldn't be afraid to commit a felony.
That hot shower felt like it washed away all of my problems... Except being pregnant... Ps just found out I'm pregnant. Fuck.
I'm just down here gazing up into your ivory tower of nudes
I've got a bottle of water, a bag of salad greens, and a bottle of hot sauce. How stoned do you think I am?
I sent my brother over to my ex's to get the rest of my stuff. He comes back SEVEN HOURS LATER, high as fuck without my shit! No loyalty.
They made the paper for stealing gnomes. I fucked a local celebrity.
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