it took everything i had not to yell out "your name means death in german!"
this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
It's all fun and games until the last slice of pizza gets bong water spilled on it.
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
I'm to the point in my high that every song eventually turns into Lady Gaga
i saw a stretcher and literally ran around for 10 minutes telling people it wasnt for me
just shottied a beer can with a pumpkin carver. i love October.
I just figured you know how to drive a boat and I know how to get drunk. What can go wrong
According to FB I fucked in a field 365 days ago.
You're just horny.
Yea, and? I appreciate you as a person too if that helps.
Neat. I'm thinking about growing a handlebar muffstache. What are your thoughts on this?
What the hell do I have to give up to manifest a dick
So I definitely fucked a guy while holding on to his pigtails like reigns last night.
The most literal cowgirl position ever.
I just got back like 5 minutes ago, I have two champagne bottles that I carried with me on the train home and a Dunkin donuts coffee cup full of stolen butter, I've been in a windowless room for the last 6 hours, time does not exist
what is your life
Free champagne that's what
i sent him a picture of his friend's dick and told him he should really stop thinking he's my only option.
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