So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
Stars make me really horny. Especially that shiny one its just staring at me.
I literally just watched a girl motorboat herself
My TA just asked me why I was late to class. How do I say because I was having the best orgasm of my life in Arabic?
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How are YOU going to look? Buying 40's on Christmas eve.
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
Did you know there's no emoticon to really tell you that I just consumed a magic brownie?
So he ended up throwing a watermelon that he stole from the cafeteria saying "if i cant have it no one can" of the 5th floor.
I'll be so proud. Like a proud mama bear freeing my slut cub into the wild.
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In the world of sexual, erotic texting, you rank somewhere between "how much teeth do you want" and "how dry do you want it"
After he came, I wiped my mouth on my baby blanket. I could feel nana rolling over in her grave.
Just told my shrink " this was a year for whoring around"
The struggle bus crashed, rolled down a mountain, and went on fire, and I was on it ugh.
Moms love me. I'm the reminder that they need to turn safe search on.
*tries to be fun and flirty* *literally gets peed on*
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