school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
I think my penis and your vagina just became best friends last night.
My #1 goal this summer is to get drunk at olive garden
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
He fucked my earring out of my ear. Of course he's coming over again.
i need you to babysit me first week back at school. havent had tequila, adderal, or sex w randoms in 3 months
some people offered us free beer as long as we shotgunned it and after you shotgunned four without pausing they took their offer back
I want to wear something that says I'm a lady (but I have condoms!)
All I remember is waking up with 3 penises pointed at my face. I also remember enjoying that a lot. And then I threw up in their shower.
It's gotten to a point that when guys say "I'm gonna cum" I've developed a habit of responding "dooo itttt" in a deep voice. #isthatweird
It must be love. I'm deleting my porn for him.
I just remembered that the guy I slept with last night has "USDA PRIME" tattooed on his ass
IF YOU DIE ON LSD YOU DIE FOR REAL
Are you missing a tooth after last night? Because I found one in my coat pocket...along with what smells like dried jäger and a package of deer jerky.
Uh not that I recall.
Oh wait nvm. It's mine. Yeup, definitely my tooth.
How'd things go with that guy last night?
He threw up in the consol in my car then started crying about his ex girlfriend.
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