There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
i know, but like... i wanna be a CLASSY i'm-stealing-your-date kind of slutty...
you tried to do a keg stand and ended up flipping over it and onto the table
soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
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of course he's cheating on me, she's 100x prettier and she can do the splits
How do i tell my boyfriend " I'm taking the two weeks im in Europe to fuck my way across 9 countries" in a way where we will still be together?
Well the weed wore off around 10:30 and then the date dragged on until about 1 in the morning. So I've decided I really need to start smoking closer to the actual start time of a date. Then maybe they'd be more bearable.
He did leave his bud tall boy and 2 choco tacos, so not a total loss.
That's what every 12 year old basketball team needs; a drunk and hungover lady eating KD whilst cheering them on. Highlight of their lives.
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This guy is selling weed on the train. Like... Straight up. No fucks given.
I was standing in my mom's kitchen in only my neon green thong, eating pizza over the garbage can, and sobbing while he was yelling at me.
You rinsed the beer pong ball off in my White Russian
I've talked to too many cops in one week and I haven't even committed any crimes. I hate the suburbs
if you and your penis don't hurry up, I'm getting drunk without you.
You know that panicky moment when you go home with a guy and realize you’ve been there before?!? HAPPENING RIGHT NOW!!!
Turns out I banged his son a few months ago but the kids back at college so I don’t have to worry about him walking in while Dad has me bent over the couch
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