so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
There need to be more gay people on my afternoon soaps.
i just watched my husband get a prostate exam. sex is ruined for me.
This is my last and worst hangover of the decade...I almost cherrish it
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
Has now officially visited every ER in this city in one semester.
it was surprisingly calming to be rocked to sleep by his roommate humping on the bottom bunk
She kept biting his ear when he was talking to people, that was only 3 drinks in...
Are you two whores ready for me to turn the light on so you can see what you came home with last night?
Someone broke in while we were at the bars, window is shattered but nothing got taken
Noone broke in, matt tried to pull a tyrese and punch through the window... were at the hospital.
Last night was good. Things got bad when I found a sledge hammer.
What's Spanish for "I shouldn't have worn these underwear to work?"
Nothing like sunday church bells to aid your walk to the pharmacy to get plan b
Can I say it was a great night out of town? Fucking my co-worker in the hotel bed while my best friend is fucking his friend on the floor and a random guy is laying in the other bed meanwhile we are all passing a joint back and forth
Must lick fork, like it's a DICK
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