Spotted on freeway- girl in ford focus takes a hit from a 7 inch pipe while knee driving. She winked at me. I want her life.
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
I'm drinking a margarita out of my 'best bj' trophy and it tastes like victory.
I just got hard thinking about a crunch wrap. Im done
Just coerced a Santa to buy me a handle. Tis the season.
Oh wow. Was walking and just saw her in the pool, fully clothed, ranting on an alligator float. I guess i should go get her before security gets here.
NEVER PUT A LIT CIGARETTE BEHIND YOUR EAR
IT'S LIKE SHE TAKES SECRET KUNG FU CUNT LESSONS AND THEN BRUCE LEES ALL OVER EVERYONE.
Ummm, my mojito just spilled on 2 essays as I'm grading. Who says high schoolers have all the fun?
I forgot to pack a bra for work today...you would not believe the extremes i've had to go through in order to keep these nips from my coworkers
Well its all fun and games until you get naked with your ex in the shower. that's NOT flirting
Just because your gf gives mediocre bjs doesn't mean I can fill that void
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
She just. Cock slapped me. With string cheese.
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