the only thing i have to deal with now is the fact that i'm still wearing spandex shorts from last night
Plus she can make a mean sandwich! That's all I really need. Well that and foot jobs...
By the way, she says hi. At least I think she did since she licked my phone
Based on her brazillian stubble I would guess her plan had been to wait one more date before sleeping with me. Seems the plan was flexible.
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PS- I just stirred my mimosa with a slice of bacon
Ya. I was the definition of a shit show. I woke up outside my door when my alarm went off
just cheers'ed a flock of cattle as i drove past eating a burger i bought 7 hours ago. that high.
It was ths the worst 15 minutes of my life. . . It was like fucking a warm stick of butter.
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
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So, sleeping with all of my Vicodin in my bra because I knew she'd be searching my room for drugs tonight. I'LL SHOW HER.
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
You put your finger on my lips and told me 'the butt is nature's pocket'.
I don't remember that at all, but I stand by what I said
She knocked me and my drink to the ground with her ass. I have never been mad at someone for having a glorious booty.
Does he know you were at a strip club taking shots of tequila right before you babysat his son?
I'm so glad I can be everyone's guide to the world of fucked up kinks
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