Her body is shaped like a coke bottle...a two liter coke bottle
it sounds like her vocal chords are covered in pudding and rocks. come get me.
She told me she cured her bulemia by popping hydrocodone after she ate. that way she would be rewarded for not puking. I like the way she thinks
Just found a dugout in my rental car glove box. Suddenly my mood is upbeat.
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Are you being sarcastic? I can't tell this time because you're in the hospital.
i will see naked twins by the end of the night. that's all i know
you're wrong. we DID have sex last night. just ask your roommate. you seriously don't remember him asking to join us?
she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
mid blow job she looked up and said "we aren't even facebook friends!"
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I just went to pick up my pigeon from your house. You should be getting a picture soon
I wish I could walk around this campus with a big stamp that says "Approved" and just stamp girls asses as they pass.
I just commented on the education level of his penis.
You were crying hysterically
So that's why my heels were in the oven...
I fucked her with a giant balloon tied to my dick. You tell ME how my night went
Dude I love you. So much. Thank u. I'm safea. In allysi lns car. Mine towed. If u loved me ud leand me 500 in the morning. Sleep on it nd let me know.
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