Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
Watching dad use Doritos to illustrate exactly where to locate the clitoris. How's your family christmas going?
I'm bringing a flask to the test on friday. If I'm gonna fail at least I can enjoy the experience
you wouldn't believe how quickly birth control dissolves in vodka
I defriended her. I just can't support someone whose profile picture is of their water birth.
IDK. when she left she was wearing her bra like an eyepatch and offering to shiver the timbers of the dorm patrol.
At this point, just throw that mattresses away. Or bronze it and display it as a testament to your shame. either is good.
Would it be totally inappropriate to have his frat and our sorority Teebowing our exit from the abortion clinic?
Woke up with a text saying "when I get to see them titties again lil ma??" With 8 beads around my neck & an empty bottle of vodka in my arms.
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
He is a sweet angel sent from dick heaven!
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
I shaved my asshole for this. That's real dedication.
I'm sorry for chipping my tooth on your vagina last night :(
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